Supersized Long Island Attorney Anthony Colleluori Has Ridden The Giant Rigatoni Over The Rainbow Bridge

Supersized Long Island attorney Anthony Collelouri has rode the giant rigatoni across the rainbow bridge. Collelouri passed away on November 3rd. He was laid to rest on November 8th. 

Collelouri went out in style. He was laid to rest in an oversized Empire model casket with a Galaxy cloth interior from Goliath Caskets. His cause of death was released but the hyper obese lawyer was known to be a connoisseur of Fudgie The Whale cakes.

This explains why Collelouri is overstuffed with fudge and is chocked full of nuts. 

Yes, he was insanely nuts. Ask anyone who has been forced to work with him. It is literally like dealing with an obnoxious fat kid in a restaurant whose parents feed them too much fructose corn syrup. The only difference is, Colleluori was a 64-year-old morbidly obese New York Italian. 

Yes, dealing with Colleluori was something of a bizarre experience. It’s like watching a fat kid making a mess at a salad bar in a restaurant. 

It’s also no wonder why Colleluori has had multiple bar complaints filed against him. He had been censured by the courts at least twice that we can find. 

Collelouri blamed his history of poor judgment on his hyper obesity.

Long Islanders May Remember Long Island Attorney Anthony Colleluori 

In 2015, Colleluori represented Doctor Mitchel Fagin. Federal prosecutors accused Fagin of receiving sexual favors from female drug addicts in exchange for thousands of Oxycodone and Methadone pills.

Female drug addicts from the tri-state area flocked to Fagin for drugs in return for sex. As a result, Fagin soon earned the nickname Doctor Feelgood by the DEA. He soon attracted the attention of the DEA. The DEA called Fagin’s practice a “medicine chest” for addicts.

The state of New York suspended Fagin’s license in the early 1980s for abusing pain medication himself. He surrendered his license in 1993 due to an addiction to Vicodin. He was also investigated by state authorities in 2012 for prescribing methadone to a girlfriend.

The Daily News reported at the time that Assistant U.S. Attorney Lara Gatz told the court:

“The government anticipates calling as witnesses several women who confirmed that Fagin accepted sexual favors in exchange for controlled substance prescriptions.”

The prosecutor noted in their complaint that Fagin’s current wife had also received prescriptions from him for more than 20,000 oxycodone, morphine, and methadone pills.

Colleluori tried to argue:

“That his client should not receive any jail time because he attempted to treat patients who he thought needed strong pain medication or whom he was trying to wean off heroin.”

The court found Fagin guilty. He only evaded prison because of deteriorating health. 

Attorney Anthony Colleluori Took $20,000 From A Drug Trafficker’s Father 

In January 2016, the father of a convicted trafficker paid Colleluori $20,000 to file an appeal for his son. However, Colleluori forgot one small detail. He forgot to have the client and his father sign a retainer agreement.

Colleluori filed a Notice of Appeal on February 9th. Unfortunately, Colleluori filed the Notice of Appeal almost 40 days past the deadline mandated under New York law. As a result, the appeal was denied. 

As a result of Colleluori missing the deadline, the client and his father demanded their money back. Colleluori refused to give them a full refund.

However, Colleluori did offer a refund of $7,000. He then offered to refund $10,000. The clients then file a complaint against Collecuori claiming professional misconduct. 

In his defense, Colleluori blamed everyone from his wife’s ailing health and his law partners at Raiser & Kenniff before finally admitting responsibility.

The Grievance Committee later censured Colleluori and made him refund the $20,000. 

Attorney Anthony Colleluori Busted For Illegal Fee Splits

In June 2013, Gordon Woolf retained Colleluori. Woolf was in federal custody. Colleluori and another attorney named Luigi Vigliotti visited Woolf at a federal detention center. Vigliotti was not part of Colleuori’s law partner and was not an employee of his firm. Why Vigliotti was with Colleluori at the meeting still remains a mystery.

At the meeting, Woolf agreed to pay Colleluori a $35,000 retainer which he paid several days later.

Colleluori paid $14,000 of the $35,000 retainer to Vigliotti sometime over the following weeks and without advising Woolf and without obtaining Woolf’s written consent.

Woolf fired Colleluori on or about July 12, 2013. As a result of the termination, Woolf requested a refund of any unused portion of the retainer fee. In response, Colleluori advised Woolf that he had previously given $14,000 to Vigliotti. Court documents show Colleluori informed Woolf that Vigliotti had spent all but $4,900 of the $14,000, and $4,900 was all that could be refunded.

The Court Throws Down The Hammer Of Justice On Colleluori

The court censured Colleluori on four counts of misconduct in the Woolf case.

The court found Colleluori improperly split legal fees with another lawyer. Nor did he disclose the fee split to his client. 

The Grievance Committee also found Colleluori failed to refund that part of the fee paid in advance that he had not earned.

The NYS Bar also censured Colleluori for engaging in conduct that is prejudicial to the administration of justice and conduct that adversely reflects on his fitness as a lawyer.

Colleluori caved under the pressure and admitted he screwed up. He then begged the Court to issue him a private reprimand or a sanction no greater than a public censure.

In both cases, Colleluori blamed his misconduct on his health issues brought on by morbid obesity.

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