Please, Sarah Palin, For All That Is Holy, Go Back To Wasilla And Play Grandma

I guess it’s up to an asshole like me to finally get the point across to Sarah Palin that her 15 minutes of fame was up years ago when Roger Ailes fired her at Fox News. By now its clear the mainstream media won’t shut down the Palin attention whoring machine because the wacky and zany Jerry Springer style stories about her and family make us all laugh and make us all feel better about our own dysfunctional families.

It’s has become obvious that either Sarah Palin has some type of psychological need to be an attention whore or she likes being paid to be America’s biggest political clown since Richard Nixon and is willing to milk it for all its worth. If whoring her and her kids out to be a national punchline is her motivation, then I’m sorry, but that’s just tragic. Let’s face it, Sarah Palin has taken being an attention whoring to a new low and makes high class attention whore Chris Jenner and the Kardashians look sane.

Speaking of Richard Nixon, in 1974, Author Dr. Suess and Washington Post Columnist Art Buchwald got into an argument about Richard Nixon and Watergate scandal that would force Nixon to resign later that year

Buchwald observed that Dr. Suess had never written a political book.  Dr. Suess being Dr. Suess replied by sending Art Buchwald a copy of his book, “Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now”  with Marvin K. Mooney’s name crossed out and replaced with Richard Nixon’s name.

It’s time to dust off an old copy of “Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now” and do the same with Sarah Palin. It may cause Sara Palin to go ape shit and brand me a hater. It may cause her to issue a country bumpkin version of a fatwa with her adoring fans who think that Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggar Family are the pinnacle of American life but it’s time for her to move on just like it was time for Nixon to move on in 1974 even if Sarah Palin is so blind she can’t see it.

Sarah Palin Will You Please Go Now!

“Sarah Palin will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. 
Go. 
Go! 
I don’t care how. 
You can go by foot. 
You can go by cow. 
Sarah Palin will you please go now! 
You can go on skates. 
You can go on skis. 
You can go in a hat. 
But 
Please go. 
Please! 
I don’t care. 
You can go
By bike. 
If you like. 
If you like 
You can go
In an old blue shoe. 
Just go, go, GO! 
Please do, do, do, DO! 
Sarah Palin
I don’t care how. 
Sarah Palin
Will you please
GO NOW! 
You can go on stilts. 
You can go by fish. 
If you wish. 
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tale. 
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail. 
Sarah Palin
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO! 
Get on your way! 
Please Sarah! 
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay. 
You can go by balloon . . . 
Or broomstick. 
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer. 
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet. 
I don’t care how you go. 
Just get! 
Sarah Palin! 
I don’t care how. 
Sarah Palin
Will you please 
GO NOW! 
I said 
GO
And 
GO
I meant . . . 
The time had come
So . . . 
SARAH WENT.”