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Our United Monroe Special Gives You 50 Percent Off

MFI-Miami Offering 50% Off For Monroe Homeowners. We’re Calling It The United Monroe Special.  Why am I offering a 50% off special to Monroe homeowners and calling it the United Monroe Special?  First of all, because I want to and because I want to help the people of Monroe keep their homes. Homeowners in Monroe […]

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Does United Monroe Have Secret Sugar Daddies?

IRS Filings Show United Monroe’s Non-Profit Has Secret Sugar Daddies Rumors of who has been secretly financing United Monroe have run rampant throughout Monroe for years. Rumors that persisted because United Monroe members would get drunk at The Captain’s Table or Bourbon Street Bar and brag about the money United Monroe was raking in to “STOP THE […]

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Secret United Monroe Kiryas Joel Deal Causes Mass Exodus

Secret United Monroe Kiryas Joel Deal Creates Mass Exodus As Monroe Home Values Continue To Plummet The secret United Monroe Kiryas Joel deal appears to be causing panic among Monroe homeowners. Residential real estate sales have decreased 50% in Monroe since the proposed settlement was announced. Home values have also dropped an additional 20% since […]

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Warwick Valley Rotary Club Hosting Local Cryptic Nazi

Warwick Valley Rotary Club Invites Local Cryptic Nazi Leader. Local Jews Plan On Busing In Protesters The Warwick Valley Rotary Club and WTBQ Station Manager Taylor Sterling seem to be in trouble with Jewish groups. Sterling has apparently invited Emily Convers, the leader of the Jew bashing group United Monroe as a guest to the Warwick Valley […]

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Who Is Funding The Cryptic Nazis Of United Monroe?

MFI-Miami Has The Names Of Your Cryptic Nazi Neighbors Who Are Funding United Monroe! United Monroe leader Emily Convers wants you to believe her merry band of cryptic-Nazis funding United Monroe are preserving the Town of Monroe. She also wants you to believe they are preserving the Lower Hudson Valley for the ages. UM wants […]

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