Donald Trump Like Herpes

Is Donald Trump Like Herpes? His Perrenial Flair Ups Are Painful And Are A Constant Reminder You’ll Never Get Rid Of Either One!

For nearly 30 years, Americans have been forced to ask themselves, Is Donald Trump like Herpes? Americans have been forced to watch Donald Trump and his exploits play out like it was a real life version of the 80’s TV shows Dallas or Dynasty.  Through the bankruptcies, the rise and fall of his casino empire, the divorces and the TV show, we put up with his egocentric antics.  Hell, we even put up him slapping his name on everything except toilet paper which is kind of surprising considering the trademark for “Trump” brand toilet paper by the Fort Howard Paper Company expired in 1993 has yet to be renewed.

“Now, if your boss is a sadist, then you have a big problem. In that case, fire your boss and get a new job.” -Donald Trump, Trump: How to Get Rich (2004)

In 2010, as Trump’s popularity began to wane when people began to realize he was full of bullshit and the ratings for his TV show began to tank.  So either by design or by some form of mental illness, Trump took a right turn into the Twilight Zone of Nuttiness. I’m not talking about Howard Hughes or C. Montgomery Burns plutocrat kind of nutty, I’m talking paranoid right-wing Ted Nugent nuttiness.  Trump’s fetish for Eastern European women notwithstanding, he embraced the Tea Party and the idiotic ramblings of “Birther Queen” Orly Taitz, who has made a career out of trying to prove President Obama was born in Kenya.  What was even more baffling was that Trump made Taitz’s crazy theories the centerpiece of his teaser presidential campaign in 2012.

Because Trump was so in love with the idea of  a Romney presidency that launched a tirade on Twitter calling for an armed revolution to protest President Obama’s re-election.

Here it is 2015 and Donald Trump like herpes is flaring up again. He is launching another perennial campaign for President full of his own patented Donald Trump brand of demagoguery. This means another 12 month round of daily bombardments of insane Youtube and Twitter rants that would make even the most diehard condo commando or the crankiest seniors at nursing homes around Miami Beach nauseous.

This time around, Donald Trump told the Des Moines Register, he doesn’t need advisers because they are not rich like him, “With very successful people, we sort of have our own ideas. A lot of people hire consultants. Well, if the consultant’s so smart, why aren’t they rich?”

Then Donald Trump compared himself to other billionaire businessmen who failed to beat Democrats for the leadership of the free world and who thought they were smarter than their advisers, “I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. I’m the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn’t successful like me. Romney — I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.”

Naturally, this is all bravado by Donald Trump because with all his failed businesses and bankruptcies there is no way he is as wealthy as Romney or Ross Perot. Trump may be as delusional as the two of them but not as wealthy.Donald Trump also has two things Perot and Romney don’t have, a string of bankruptcies and failed businesses. Trump who is now relegated to whoring his name to anyone that wants to buy it and like Sarah Palin, whoring himself to the media in order for the world to think he is still relevant.

It’s time for Donald Trump to retire to West Palm Beach and hang out with other crazy old rich white people who think he is still married to his first wife and swap Merv Griffin stories.

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