Hundreds Of Angry Protesters To Converge On Quicken Loans Headquarters To Confront Dan Gilbert About Secret Trump Fundraiser Dan Gilbert may have to barricade himself in his office at Quicken Loans Headquarters later today. Detroit’s Little Napoleon has given the bird the hometown crowd yet again. As a result, hundreds of protesters are planning on letting […]
You Can’t Go Anywhere In Downtown Detroit Without Dan Gilbert Watching You Since Dan Gilbert strong-armed former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm and the City of Detroit to cough up to $200 million in tax incentives by threatening to move Quicken and all his companies to Cleveland if Dan Gilbert didn’t get a tax incentive to move […]
Detroit Could Have 100,000 More Homeless Strollin The Streets By Christmas 2015 Because Of Deadbeat Landlords 100,000 people could be homeless in Detroit thanks to deadbeat landlords. Nearly 15% of Detroit’s population could lose their properties if they don’t soon pay delinquent taxes according to an analysis by Loveland Technologies. Steve Neavling at the Motor […]
Jill Van Horn Issues Rambling Press Release Referring To Herself As A Prophet Who Will Save The World’s Largest Industrial Ruin And Detroit “Prior to placing the bid on the Packard Plant, Dr. Van Horn’s prophecy was to resurrect Detroit by providing education, jobs and vocational training to the city’s residence, simultaneously unplugging the financial arteries […]
Even Ferris Bueller’s Gullible Mom Wouldn’t Believe The $6 Million Bid For The Packard Plant Is Serious But Wayne County Deputy Treasurer David Szymanski Does “Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It’s a fool’s paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.” -Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students, Ferris Bueller’s Day […]
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