Lisa Epstein Will You Please Go Now!

Steve Dibert, MFI-Miami

For those of you who were wondering what happened in the race for Palm County Clerk of the Court on Tuesday, the fine voters of Palm Beach County have basically given an experienced public servant, Sharon Bock, a mandate  with 86,957 votes (76.31%).   They rejected Lisa Epstein, founder of Foreclosure Hamlet, as an uninformed and misguided malcontent by only giving her 27,001 votes (23.69%).

Now that Epstein has basically embarrassed herself, her followers and her high profile supporters like Yves Smith and Neil Barofsky,  Epstein may want to consider going back into nursing or finding a day job because this political humiliation has done irreparable damage to her credibility.  It damaged her credibility because by her own admission during the campaign, she is an unemployed nurse and has no experience in mortgage lending, finance or the law.  She also had business ties to confessed mortgage fraudster, Carol Asbury.  This defeat is also the handwriting on the wall for her future  in foreclosure defense or as an activist leader because without credibility how can you lead?

Marvin-k-mooney

Lisa Epstein has become the Marvin K. Mooney of foreclosure defense

In 1974, Author Dr. Suess and Washington Post Columnist Art Buchwald had gotten into an argument about Richard Nixon.  Buchwald observed that Dr. Suess had never written a political book.  Dr. Suess being Dr. Suess replied by sending Art Buchwald a copy of his book, “Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now”  with Marvin K. Mooney’s name crossed out and replaced with Richard Nixon’s name.

It’s time to dust off an old copy of “Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now” and do the same with Lisa Epstein’s name.   It may be considered rubbing salt into the wounds of a damaged ego but it’s time for her to move on just like it was time for Nixon to move on in 1974.

“Lisa Epstein will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. 
Go. 
Go! 
I don’t care how. 
You can go by foot. 
You can go by cow. 
Lisa Epstein will you please go now! 
You can go on skates. 
You can go on skis. 
You can go in a hat. 
But 
Please go. 
Please! 
I don’t care. 
You can go
By bike. 
If you like. 
If you like 
You can go
In an old blue shoe. 
Just go, go, GO! 
Please do, do, do, DO! 
Lisa Epstein
I don’t care how. 
Lisa Epstein
Will you please
GO NOW! 
You can go on stilts. 
You can go by fish. 
If you wish. 
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tale. 
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail. 
Lisa Epstein
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO! 
Get on your way! 
Please Lisa! 
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay. 
You can go by balloon . . . 
Or broomstick. 
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer. 
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet. 
I don’t care how you go. 
Just get! 
Lisa Epstein! 
I don’t care how. 
Lisa Epstein
Will you please 
GO NOW! 
I said 
GO
And 
GO
I meant . . . 
The time had come
So . . . 
LISA WENT.”

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